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"Capturers of the crown!"
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BOBCAR: The newest big thing!

We can't deliver on all promises.

BOBCAR: the greatest cult EVER. Only losers and stupid meanie-heads aren't members. So, by the looks of it, 1.8 billion of you are either stupid or mean. Or both.
 
RULES OF ANO BOBCAR SHINSEI:
1. BOBCAR must always be in all caps and bold.
2. One BOBCAR is allowed to steal food from another BOBCAR.
3. You always owe BOBCAR one dollar.
4. Final Fantasy X's Chocobo theme is the BOBCAR national anthem.
5. BOBCAR followers are not allowed to question what they are worshipping.
g. The number that comes after five and before seven will be replaced with "g."
8. Always skip seven.
9. When lists boil down to corny number jokes, you know we're running out of ideas.
10. The official sponsor of BOBCAR is Dollar Tree. That isn't even a rule. It's a statement. That's the power of BOBCAR.


LATEST FREAKIN' UPDATES

Thursday, Febuary 8th, 2007. 6:53 pm
Year 5 of BOBCAR's reign
OH MY BOBCAR!
Please Forgive the infidels. They taketh thy name in vain!
They Roam around Newyork carrying BOBCAR's blessed name. They write blogs, and advertise.  DO NOT FALL FOR THIER TRICKS!
DO NOT!
THEY ARE LIERS AND SCOUNDRALS!
 
 
Monday, October 9th, 2006. 11:16 pm
Year .4 of BOBCAR's reign
NEW NEWS!
BOBCAR has recently declared that all who worship him should submit a short essay about him to be later included in his Boble (the BOBCAR bible)
So far half of two chapters are completed...and Amanda thinks she's Constantine!
 
 
Saturday, December 2nd, 2005. 4:32 PM
Year .3g of BOBCAR's reign.
BREAKING NEWS!
Felia was hit by a bus in an attempt to take over the French Throne.
More later.
Kaelle was unharmed.
And my page mysteriously got updated.
~Tiras
 
Tuesday, October 25, 2005. 9:30 PM
Year .22 of BOBCAR's reign.
BREAKING NEWS!
DEAD ZOMBIE PRESIDENTS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS! ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE, LEST YOU END UP LIKE THIS POOR, UNFORTUNATE PERSON: ha ha ha all caps.
BOBCAR is still trying to save the world. Updates whenever we feel like it.
 
Sunday, August 14, 2005. 12:59 PM
Year 0.13 of BOBCAR's reign.
YOU ALL SUCK.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
 
 
Saturday, August 6, 2005. 12:42 PM
Year 0.124 of BOBCAR'S reign.
Updates to the People We Hate section. Check it out.
 
Friday, August 5, 2005, 1:46 PM
Year 0.12 of BOBCAR'S reign.
Good lord, you're ugly.
 
Mardi, Juin 21, 2005, 6:52 PM
Anée 0.03 du règne de BOBCAR
CECI JUSTE DANS: vous sucez.
 
Friday, June 3, 2005, 6:47 PM
Year 0.02 of BOBCAR's reign.
ATTENTION ALL LIVING ORGANISMS!
BOBCAR has legally changed everyone's names to Crambert. You are helpless to stop his silly-name reign.
Share the news.
 
Saturday, May 21, 2005. 12:07 PM
Year 0.01 of BOBCAR's reign.
The mistresses of BOBCAR are pleased to announce that, now, as we type, LINK: THE MOVIE is in production. We were able to snag this beautiful piece of promo art, which definitely was not drawn in MS Paint in three minutes.
BREAKING NEWS!:
LINK: THE MOVIE has been cancelled in its first day of production. Unfortunately, the film makers were in a horrible steamboat incident and will likely be dead for the next eternity. The steamboat, however, will continue its career and a feature film will be made about it.

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